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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Part 1)

What are the Twelve Days of Christmas?  Everybody knows the traditional song “The Twelve Days of Christmas” which starts with “On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me - a partridge in a pear tree…….”  The origin of this song and its ‘story’ are enough to fill an article in itself, as are the modern-day parodies of the song, but before I tackle that, let’s look at when and what ARE the actual Twelve Days of Christmas?
It shouldn’t surprise anyone to learn that the Twelve Days of Christmas appear to have both religious and historical connotations, and that contradictions abound, as seems to be the case with most Christmas traditions, which span and evolve across time periods and countries around the world.
Historically , the Twelve Days of Christmas are generally considered to be festive days beginning on either Christmas Eve (24th December), Christmas Day (25th December) or the 26th December (Boxing Day/St Stephens Day – see previous blog entry) and run for twelve days up till around  the 5th or 6th of January, depending on when you start to count from.

In England in the Middle Ages (roughly from 400 AD to late 1400s), this period was one of continuous feasting and merrymaking, which climaxed on the Twelfth Night, the traditional end of the Christmas season.  In Tudor England (c. 1458-1603), the Twelfth Night itself was forever solidified in popular culture when William Shakespeare used it as the setting for one of his most famous stage plays, titled  “Twelfth Night”, written around 1601-02. 

Nowadays, the Twelfth Day is considered by many to be the last day for decorations to be taken down, and it is held to be bad luck to take decorations down after this date. This is in contrast to the custom in Elizabethan England, however, when decorations were left up until Candlemas (the presentation of Jesus to the Temple celebrated on 2nd February); this tradition is still done in some other Western European countries such as Germany.

From a religious perspective, the twelve days are also sometimes called Christmastide which is part of the liturgical year of most Christian churches, which pretty much accounts for the different starting and ending times of the Twelve Days.  Suffice it to say that I’ve found mention of various religious festivities during this period of time including:

•      St Stephen’s Day – 26th December or thereabouts – see previous blog entry

•      St John the Evangelist's Day December 27 (or in other churches 29 December for Armenians, or 30 December for Coptics)

•      The Feast of the Holy Innocents Day or Childermas  (Child’s Mass) on December 28th for Church of England, Roman Catholic and Lutheran Churches, or 27th December for West Syrian Churches or 29th December for the Eastern Orthodox Churches

•      The Eastern Orthodox Church has an All Night Vigil on 31st December

•      Feast of the Circumcision [and/or Naming] of our Lord – 1st January  or the first Sunday between January 2nd and 5th, or if there is no Sunday during that period of time, on the 2nd January – at least in the Roman Catholic Church prior to the reform of 1955.  [Yes, you read that right – they continue to reform and change all these religious feasts and stuff – how can anyone keep track of them?]
But it doesn’t end there.
Next comes Epiphany, aka Theophany.
Now I don’t know where to start with Epiphany because it seems to be held on different days and has different meanings for different churches.  For example, Western Christianity celebrates Epiphany on 6th January as the visit of the Magi (the Three Wise Men) to the baby Jesus when they gave him gifts …….which explains in part why some cultures give their Christmas presents on or about Epiphany, rather than on 25th December.
To Eastern Christians it apparently commemorates the baptism of Jesus.

To the Eastern Orthodox Churches who continue to follow the Julian calendar for religious purposes (as opposed to the Gregorian calendar which is commonly used for everything else), it is the nativity, because the 25th December in the Julian calendar is the same as the 6th or 7th January in the Gregorian calendar.  This simple comment could lead me off onto a whole different tangent about the relativity of time and calendars etc. etc. which I could even link to my theory on how “Santa Claus” gets around the world delivering gifts in one night, but to be honest – this discussion has already gone off on many different tangents, so I’m just going to take the words of others who have written these ‘facts’ in other books.
BUT, did you really think it was going to end there??????

In the 1970 revision of the Roman Catholic calendar of saints, Epiphany is celebrated on January 6 for countries where the feast is a Holy Day of Obligation [I don’t know what this is, and I don’t wanna know,  and wish now I’d never started this article!!!!]

In other countries, however, it is celebrated on the Sunday after January 1. Christmastide then apparently ends with the feast of the Baptism of the Lord, which is always on the Sunday after Epiphany (unless, where Epiphany is not a holy day of obligation, Epiphany is celebrated on January 7 or 8, in which case Baptism of the Lord is celebrated on the following Monday).  Somewhere I read the date “13th January” for the baptism of Christ at least for the Roman Catholic Church, so let’s add that into the mix.

Now, thinking about these Feast Days, I’d like to know how the church(es) equate them to what is recorded in the Bible about the early life of Jesus Christ.  For example:

1. He was born (let’s use the arbitrary date of December 25th for this, though this, of course is yet another 'date' that has been questioned by those who doubt that Jesus would have been born in the middle of winter because shepherds usually aren't out in the fields with their sheep at that time of year).
2. Baby Jesus was circumcised and named – which happens eight days after birth in the Jewish religion – this is something else that needs to be kept in mind – Jesus was born Jewish.
3. He was visited by the Magi (let’s use January 6th for this date – 12 days after birth).
4. God warned Joseph in a dream to take his family and escape to Egypt because King Herod was about to order order the killing of all children under the age of two years (according to the Gospel of Matthew).  Perhaps this happened  a year or two after Jesus was born, and Herod simply got caught up in bureaucracy in the interim – but it certainly could not have happened 2, 3 or 4 days after Jesus was born, because the Magi didn’t arrive until 12 days after he was born and they were the ones who were supposed to get back to Herod – so why is Holy Innocents Day celebrated so close to Christmas Day?
5. 30+ years later, when He was about to start His mission,  he was baptised by John the Baptiser as an adult – some time between 6th January and 13th January perhaps, if you go by the dates the churches celebrate.  It should be remembered that John the Baptiser (more commonly called Baptist) was conceived six months earlier than Jesus was by Elizabeth, an elderley barren woman who was a ‘kinswoman’ to Mary, the mother of Jesus.  Mind you, then you have those secret sects that believe John the Baptiser was the real “Christ” but I’m not going to go there, either.
6. Jesus was presented to the temple (as a baby) around 2nd February, if you follow the Elizabethan rite of Candlemas (mentioned above).   
   
Now granted all these things obviously took place in different years – after all Jesus was an adult when he was baptised – so why did the churches lump all the dates into Christmastide?  Perhaps it was convenience.

Suffice it to say that the Twelve Days of Christmas, starting around 24th-26th December and ending roughly around 5th-7th January, is a time of many religious ‘feasts’ and has traditionally/historically been a time of festivity around the world – so let’s take the middle road and say it starts on 25th December (in the Gregorian calendar) and ends by 6th January – the twelfth day.

But guess what?  This discussion of the Twelve Days of Christmas doesn’t end there.

With the onset of more Americanized and secular traditions throughout the past two centuries (such as the American "Santa Claus"), the rise in popularity of Christmas Eve itself as a holiday, and of  New Year's Eve parties, the traditions of the Twelve Days of Christmas occurring after Christmas Day have largely been replaced with post-Christmas sales, raucous New Year’s parties and preparing New Year’s Resolutions.  The Twelve Days, in modern society, are therefore being shifted to pre-Christmas, ending on Christmas Day – starting, therefore, on the 14th December.

To fit in with this ‘new’ version of the Twelve Days of Christmas there have been some interesting parodies of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. 

One of my favourites is the “Twelve Pains of Christmas” – the Bob Rivers Mix with Runescape characters.  Unfortunately, it seems that version has now been taken down off Youtube, but if your' happy to simply listen to the lyrics, there are plenty of versions created with different characters on Youtube.  

Considering the stress that is often associated with Christmas, erhaps we should consider celebrating the “Twelve Days” twice – the period before Christmas (traditionally known as Advent – do I dare go there?) could become known as “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” and then we stick to the ‘traditional’ twelve days occurring after Christmas. 

Saturday, December 10, 2016

What is Christmas?

Christmas is different things to different people.

Traditionally, Christmas is a yearly holiday when Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus and many families exchange Christmas gifts. It is predominantly celebrated on December 25th.

There are many holiday traditions including Christmas dinner, sending Christmas cards, visiting Santa, baking Christmas cookies and making homemade Christmas candies. Homes are decorated inside and out with colorful lights and holiday decorations. People usually try to spread goodwill, compassion and peace during the Christmas holiday season.

Some countries celebrate on Christmas Eve, others on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, while other countries celebrate Boxing Day on December 26th. One church, the Armenian Apostolic Church celebrates Christmas on January 6th. Eastern Orthodox churches celebrate Christmas on January 7th. The date is just a tradition and is not considered to be Jesus’ actual birth date.

The word "Christmas" actually comes from two words: Christ's Mass. Many of the season's decorations lead back to Christ's birth such as Nativity mangers (where Jesus was placed after birth), star ornaments (representing the star that the Three Wise Men followed to visit the newborn Christ) and the giving of gifts (representing the gifts the Three Wise Men brought with them).
Christmas day during the Middle Ages was more of a festival. King William I of England chose Christmas Day to be crowned king in 800 AD.

Following the Protestant Reformation, some groups condemned the celebration of Christmas as mere trappings, while Catholics promoted the festival as a religious event.  In England, under the rule of Oliver Cromwell, it even became illegal to celebrate Christmas for a while.

Colonial America also saw the Puritans disapproving of the trappings of the Christmas celebration and it was outlawed in Boston in 1659 to 1681. However Christian residents of Virginia and New York continued to celebrate the holiday.

Charles Dickens' book "A Christmas Carol", published in 1843 did much to revive the holiday that was to instill goodwill and compassion, as did Washington Irving's short stories about Christmas, and Clement C. Moore's famous poem "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" most commonly known now as "'Twas the Night Before Christmas".

There was great controversy in the 20th century over the nature of Christmas - was it a religious holiday or was it a secular holiday?. The issue was brought to trial several times to decide because of the view that a federal holiday was a violation of separation of church and state. On December 6th, 1999, the verdict for Ganulin vs. United States declared that "the establishment of Christmas Day as a legal public holiday does not violate the Establishment Clause because it has a secular purpose." This decision was later upheld on December 19, 2000 by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Many Christians believe the holiday has become too secular and it is common to hear cries of "getting back to the true meaning of Christmas" around the holidays.  Read my next post for ideas about The True Meaning of Christmas.

So what is the true meaning of Christmas?

Or perhaps the better question is: "What SHOULD be the true meaning of Christmas?"


Many people would agree that the real meaning of Christmas, the season of good cheer, is about giving, especially to those who need help for their daily survival and who therefore don't have the material resources to enjoy the Christmas season the way many other people do. The importance of giving to those in need during Christmas is embodied in the story of Jesus' birth, which is the reason Christmas is celebrated.

For Christians, Jesus was born to save mankind from sin by giving everlasting Salvation to all who believe in the Word of God and choose to follow the principles for living outlined in the Bible. Jesus gave in the ultimate way - he offered himself as a sacrifice for every living person. Christians therefore believe that Christmas should be about following the example of Jesus by giving of oneself to others, especially to those who are in need, and spreading goodwill, good cheer and most of all hope.

This purpose of Christmas is very significant because research by social service organizations has shown that Christmas happens to be a high time for depression among the have-nots, among people with problems and others who just don't have the means and resources to enjoy the merriment of the holidays.

The hundreds of Santa letters written by children are often a sad testament to the many unmet needs of families and individuals during the festive Christmas and holiday times. Just about every child is told the story of Santa Claus, or hears about him because his presence is everywhere at Christmas. And up to a certain age, most children believe the story about Santa Claus bringing toys and other gifts. That's the reason why so many young children often write letters to Santa at Christmas time in which they innocently plead for toys and other gifts that their parents or other relatives cannot afford to give them on Christmas Day.

In many ways, it is a sad reflection that for many children, it is the receiving of gifts that they consider so important at this time of year, rather than the giving to others less fortunate than themselves, which in turn reflects back upon what they've been taught, and whether or not their family considers Christmas a religious festivity or a secular one, where the birth of Jesus doesn't even feature.

Thankfully there are many volunteer and charitable efforts carried out by groups and corporations that seek to fulfill the needs of children and also of adults struggling to survive during the Christmas season. One of the most notable organizations that do such charitable work is the Salvation Army, which has a history of giving service to those in need.

According to The Salvation Army's website, the organization as known today was started in 1865 by a Methodist minister, William Booth and his wife Catherine. They formed a group that preached, and provided food and shelter to the homeless, the hungry and to alcoholics in need of recovery services. The services were provided in London's East End. Booth and his followers, first known as 'The Christian Mission,' started to use The Salvation Army name in 1878.

The Salvation Army is now uniquely associated with the Christmas season through its many representatives who dress up as Santa Claus and stand outside retail establishments ringing their bells while they kindly seek donations from shoppers to help the poor at Christmas.

Some individuals also play Santa Claus at Christmas time and help out those in need by donating toys and gifts through their companies, other business enterprises such as banks or through their local municipality and shopping centres. These groups often have a box or an area where new toys or clothing or non-perishable food can be dropped off and the items are then donated to families in need or to social service providers for distribution to the needy during the Christmas season.

Along with much charitable giving at Christmas time, other public interest groups also work hard to inform and educate consumers about avoiding the after Christmas blues. This is often experienced in January when the bills and debts are due as a result of all the spending, much of it on credit, that is done for the holidays.  These groups try to spread goodwill and cheer in a different way. They try to provide educational information on spending responsibly during the Christmas season with the hope that the happiness and good feeling enjoyed during the season can also carry over after Christmas and not be spoiled by the burden of having huge bills to pay.

Perhaps if the true spirit of Christmas became relevant again, it wouldn't be a time when people spent money they can't really afford or use credit to buy gifts for family members and friends they rarely see, simply because that's what they've always done and is what is expected.  It would be a time of simpler joys, where people made things at home and shared them with friends and neighbours, or those less fortunate.  It could be a time where children didn't expect heaps of gifts worth hundreds of dollars, but instead were taken back to a dark night with a shining light when a baby was born to poor parents, whose gift to him was their love and protection. 

A good way to bring back some of that goodwill in today's lives could be through Christmas literature.  Even if you're not a Christian, there are still many heart-warming stories of Christmas that make you think about what the true spirit of Christmas should be.  And the classic would have to be Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."

Monday, January 3, 2011

Twelve Days of Christmas – Parodies – and other Christmas Carols



I’ll bet you thought my discussion about the Twelve Days was over didn’t you?  Not quite.  I couldn’t finish the topic without mentioning the parodies of the very popular song.

The website
Has a number of parodies towards the bottom – be sure to check them out, I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to at least one or two of them!

Another parody I quite like is this one, which anyone who buys a turkey for Christmas may relate to.  Of course, in this case it seems to be the first day of Christmas is Christmas Eve.  

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard
As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird.

On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as on the day before.

On the fourth day of Christmas Gran came, she's rather old.
We finished up the Christmas pud and ate the turkey cold.

On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried
But we were nice and warm inside - we ate the turkey - curried.

On the sixth day of Christmas the turkey spirit died.
The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey - fried.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave a wince
When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince.

On the eighth day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka Seltzer.

On the ninth day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry
He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.

On the tenth day of Christmas the air was rather blue
And everybody grumbled at eating turkey stew.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting
Mince pies as hard as rock and the turkey quite revolting.

On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lips
The guests had gone, the turkey too - we dined on fish and chips!

Now, back to the song.

In Australia, where I’m from, Christmas falls in summer and many of the traditional winter-themed Christmas Carols just don’t fit in with our weather here, so, naturally, we’ve Australianised some of the elements of Christmas to suit our country.

For example, instead of Santa’s sleigh being pulled by reindeers this far south, it’s pulled by kangaroos, as epitomised in the song, Six White Boomers (a Boomer is a colloquialism being Big White Kangaroo).  You can do a search of YouTube to find a few videos created featuring the song.

Likewise,  some of the traditional Christmas Carols have been given an Australian bent. 

For Jingle Bells Australian style go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1aYkutjXfQ

As would be expected, Australians also have changed the lyrics to the Twelve Days of Christmas.  In fact there are a number of versions of this, revolving around different Australian native animals. You should note that one of the versions (which I haven’t included here) has an emu in a gum tree – now that’s just ludicrous, and whoever created that version probably wasn’t an Australian at all because all Australians know that emus are BIG birds that don’t fly, and they certainly don’t climb gum trees!  The more popular version is a kookaburra in a gum tree. 

Version 1

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A kookaburra in a gum tree
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two cockatoos, and a kookaburra in a gum tree

Three parakeets.........
Four great galahs.......
Five opals black......
Six 'roos a-jumping........
Seven emus running.......
Eight koalas clinging.........
Nine wombats waddling........
Ten dingoes dashing.......
Eleven snakes a-sliding.......
Twelve goannas going.......
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve goanna goin, Eleven snakes a-sliding,
Ten dingoes dashing, Nine wombats waddling,
Eight koalas clinging, Seven emus running,
Six 'roos a-jumping, Five opals black,
Four great galahs, Three parakeets,
Two cockatoos, And a kookaburra up a gum tree.

This is another version:

A kookaburra in a gum tree
2 snakes on skis
3 wet galahs
4 lyrebirds
5 kangaroos
6 sharks a –surfing
7 emus laying
8 dingoes dancing
9 crocs a-snoozing
10 wombats washing
11 lizards leaping
12 possums playing

Now as a born and bred Australian, I’m not overly happy with either of these versions by themselves.  Why?  Well wombats waddle – I’ve never seen one wash.  Snakes don’t ski, but they do slide and we have some of the deadliest snakes in the world, so they should probably be included.  Likewise crocs and sharks - yes I know there are sharks worldwide, but sharks and surfing really fits in with the Australian Christmas of being at the beach, so for me it stays!   “Lizards” are common in lots of countries and ditto for parakeets.  Cockatoos should definitely be included, and I prefer wet galahs to great galahs, because galahs really aren’t that big – they’re just normal bird-sized (certainly not as big as an emu).  Emus both lay and run so either of those options I’m happy with.  And ‘goanna going’ just sounds lame.  

You know, with the modern Australian versions all being so different, is it any wonder that we don’t REALLY know what order things were sung in the original song (see the Wikipedia discussion on the Twelve Days of Christmas – referred to in my previous blog).

Now, in keeping with the YouTube parody I included in my first blog entry about the Twelve Days of Christmas, i.e. the Twelve Pains of Christmas which occurs before Christmas, I thought I would include here an Australian version of what the twelve days might include if they happened before Christmas Day in Australia.  It doesn’t quite fit in with the traditional tune, but the authors Bucko and Champs make it work:

On the first day of Christmas a swagman at the gate
Said, Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the second day of Christmas an emu by the fence
Said, Good onya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the third day of Christmas a shearer down the shed
Said, How ‘bout the flies?
Goon onya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the fourth day of Christmas a goanna on a rock
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the fifth day of Christmas Frank put up the sign
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the sixth day of Christmas a dingo by the dam
Said, I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the seventh day of Chirstmas Sue put up the lights
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the 8th day of Christmas they called the CFA
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the ninth day of Christmas you should have heard the cheer
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the 10th day of Christmas y’couldn’t move in town
A madhouse up Main Street
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the eleventh day of Christmas they drew the raffle prize
You little beauty!
Madhouse up Main Street
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, we’ll take an early mark
Knock off till New Year
You little beauty!
Madhouse up Main Street
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya, cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!

If you don’t understand what any of these words mean, feel free to add a comment and I’ll try and elucidate.

Another Australian parody that’s probably just as apt and which I only just discovered doing the research for this blog this year follows below.  If you don’t understand it, that’s okay, it’s all about types of alcohol, chiefly Australian beer (with the exception of Saki of course).   I have taken the liberty of  changing one of the beers represented by  the Xs to their proper name – Fourex represented by, you guessed it, XXXX, however Fourex by itself doesn’t fit in perfectly so I’ve altered it to a Fourex Gold……..though with the mention of Gold, perhaps we should make this the number 5 gift!

On the first Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
A blue, foam stubbie holder

On the Second Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Third Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder


On the Sixth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder


On the Seventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Eigth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
10 tons of aspirin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
11 weeks of rehab
10 tons of aspirin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me,
12 months to recover,
11 weeks of rehab,
10 tons of aspirin
9 hours of hangover
8 A.A. classes
7 pints of saki
6 different six packs
5 giant kegs
4 Fourex Golds
3 Carlton midstrengths
2 VB lights
and a blue foam stubbie holder

Okay, so it wasn’t that great but certainly fits in with the idea of carousing and festivities that used to be so traditional in Olde England way back when, during the Twelve Days of Christmas.

To finish off I thought I’d end with another YouTube video I like, also about beer, but this time its Canadian, so you see, it's not just Australians who are obsessed with beer.










The Twelve Days of Christmas Song

The Twelve Days of Christmas (see previous blog) are coming to a close, but before it does let’s consider briefly the song of the same name.

Rather than repeating at length what’s written elsewhere, this blog will have various links you can check out yourself.

Let’s start with the Wikipedia  entry, but before you do, remember that Wikipedia is a public domain encyclopedia and not everything that’s on it is accurate.  However, things stated are often referenced from elsewhere and the list of elsewheres is at the bottom of each article, so it’s a good starting point. 

Now one of the theories of the origins of the song has sparked a bit of a debate – it is a modern theory that the song is written in code as a Catechism song for young Catholics – to remind them about the tenets of their faith during the Protestant Reformation, when many tried to ban all the Catholic practices.  The gifts in this instance represent the following:

1 True Love refers to God
2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the sacraments
8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming refers to the points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

The website http://www.crivoice.org/cy12days.html goes into more detail about what each of these means.

I found the opinions expressed on the following three sites quite interesting in relation to this discussion.  You should read then yourself – they’re only short – to see the context of the paragraphs I’ve quoted.


On this page, it’s pointed out that the tenets of the Anglican Church and the Catholic church are pretty much the same, so the suggestion that the Catholics use the song to remember their rites because they couldn’t commit anything to writing in England about them during the time of the reformation seems to me, at least, to be somewhat flawed, especially as they’re pretty much the same between the two churches.

The site does suggest, in passing, that perhaps it was a song that was developed by Christians who could not openly practise their faith in societies where it was forbidden.  Keep this in mind for the moment.

Secondly:-  http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/christmaslore/a/12_days_of_christmas_meaning_3.htm

This site puts forward another explanation that states the song is one about love and fertility because of the symbols used in it – see the extract below:

Far from finding any religious significance in "The Twelve Days of Christmas," some scholars, including University of Massachusetts classics professor Edward Phinney, argue that it's first and foremost a love song. "If you think of all the things being presented," he said in a 1990 newspaper interview, "you realize they're all gifts from a lover to a woman. Some of them are rather impossible to give, like eight maids a milking and nine ladies dancing. All those ladies and dancing and pipers and drums imply this is a wedding."

And then, of course, there are the decidedly un-Biblical fertility symbols — the partridge in a pear tree, for example. "The pear is equivalent to the heart and the partridge is a famous aphrodisiac," Phinney said. And how about those six geese a-laying! Seven of the song's 12 verses feature birds of various kinds, Phinney observed, all of them symbols of fertility. "The whole song seems to me to point to a festival of joy and love more appropriate to a secular holiday like Valentine's Day or May Day than a religious holiday," he said.

This page spends quite a bit of time on the song being a nursery rhyme or children’s game according to sources in the 1800s, though the writer makes a couple of comments I found interesting, viz:
With reference to it being a code about the Catholic catechism –

Most commentators discount this version concerning the origin of the song for the fundamental reason that the most of the elements were common to both the Church of Rome and the Church of England, and because the song probably originated in France.
In keeping with the religious connotations, however, Douglas Brice* notes that
"in folk-lore the pear is an emblem of fertility and the partridge an emblem of the Evil One". He also notes that the pipe and drum  have always been regarded as symbolizing the harmonious relationship between the good Christian and his Creator. He concludes that "The presence of the Evil one in the genealogical tree would appear to be a reference to Man in his fallen state awaiting Redemption through the Passion of Christ."
*Douglas Brice, The Folk Carol of England (London: Herberg Jenkins, 1967)
In this case the pear and partridge mean something slightly different to what Professor Edward Phinney stated above (where the pear = heart and the partridge = aphrodisiac).
Let’s go back further though……
According to one source, [the Twelve Days of Christmas] was first mentioned as a festal tide by the eastern Father, Ephraem Syrus, at the end of the fourth century, and was declared to be such by the western Council of Tours in 567 A.D. 
This doesn’t necessarily mean that the song was around at that time and most likely was not, but the festival it relates to may have been, in one form or another.
As a song, Elizabeth Poston** reports that an early version dates back to a thirteenth-century manuscript in the Library of Trinity College, Cambridge (B. 14. 39) entitled 'Twelfth Day'.

**Elizabeth Poston, The Second Penguin Book of Christmas Carols (Penguin: Hammondsworth, 1970)


Ah-ha!!!  Well that kind of rules out the theory that the song was BASED on the Catholic catechism BECAUSE of the Protestant Reformation.  However, it could have been adapted to serve that purpose at that time. 

And perhaps, as mentioned briefly on the Snopes website, it could have been a song created for Christians who weren’t allowed to practice their faith a long time ago – before the Roman Catholic church emerged so strongly and Christianity became the dominant religion in the world.

One last thing to quote which nicely sums up the ‘religious’ meaning of the song is the P.S. that follows the article on the topic on the Catholic Information Network, addressing the catechism idea – see http://www.cin.org/twelvday.html

P.S. It has come to our attention that this tale is made up of both fact and fiction. Hopefully it will be accepted in the spirit it was written. As an encouragement to people to keep their faith alive, when it is not easy, and when any outward expressions of their faith could mean their life. Today there are still people living under similar conditions, may this tale give them courage, and determination to use any creative means at their disposal to keep their faith alive.

So, think what you like about the song and about Christmas in general.  In the end, I believe it all comes down to the Spirit of Christmas which I’ve already mentioned here and there in this series of blogs.


Sunday, December 26, 2010

Boxing Day / St Stephen's Day


The 26th of December, the day after Christmas, is known as “Boxing Day” in Australia and a number of other Commonwealth countries, including the United Kingdom , New Zealand and Canada.  The term “Boxing Day” originated in England centuries ago, and represented the day when servants were allowed to take the day off to spend with their families.  It was also the day when gifts were given to tradesmen and staff for their service throughout the year. 

Nowadays in Australia, Boxing Day is predominantly a secular (i.e. non-church) public holiday and marks the start of the post-Christmas shopping sales, which generally run until New Years Eve.  Of course, everyone knows, though, that if you want to get the best bargains you have to be there when the shop doors open on Boxing Day morning, before the greatly reduced-in-price stock sells out.

Boxing Day also has religious connections though.  The 26th December is recognised in Western Christianity as St Stephen’s Day – St Stephen being the first Christian martyr – and as St Stephens Day , it is a public holiday in many nations that are historically Catholic, Anglican or Lutheran (including Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Italy, Germany, and Finland). 

St Stephen, if you're interested, was stoned to death around CE 34-35 by Saul of Tarsus, a zealous Jew who persecuted the early followers of Christ, but who later converted to Christianity and becomes (eventually) St Paul.  Paul preached to the Gentiles (non-Jews) about Christ and is credited with writing a large number of the epistles in the New Testament.  He was also one of the early Christian leaders and takes some credit in bringing Christianity to Rome (which is the seat of the Roman Catholic Church).

Interestingly, though, in the Eastern Orthodox Church and those Eastern Catholic Churches which follow the Byzantine Rite, Saint Stephen's feast day is celebrated on December 27.   However, to add more confusion to the issue, the Eastern Orthodox Church still follows the Julian calendar for its religious rites and calculating the dates of moveable feasts,  which leads “27th December” to be the 7th January in the Gregorian calendar (the one used prominently around the world in modern day times).

Others might recognise reference to this day in the carol Good King Wencelas  “….last looked out, on the Feast of Stephen……” 

Something else Boxing Day in modern times may be remembered for are the disasters that have occurred on or around this day and Christmas.  In 2004, there was the Boxing Day Tsunami which was triggered by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake underwater near Indonesia and killed thousands of people.

Currently, in 2010, around the world there are many examples of extreme weather and recent natural disasters including snow storms and freezing conditions in England, Europe and the United States of America; an earthquake in Iran on 21st December; torrential rains and mudslides in South America; and aftershocks are still being felt in New Zealand after their September earthquake.

In Australia there is flooding in New South Wales and Queensland as the result of a category 1 cyclone Tara which has now dissipated.  In 1974, Cyclone Tracy devastated our northern most Capital City, Darwin, on Christmas Eve.

One of Australia’s best known poems, by Dorothea Mackellar, has a stanza that begins with:

            “I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains,
            Of ragged mountain ranges, of droughts and flooding rains….”

In Australia, it seems to be either one extreme or the other.  In fact, Australians have been warned to expect six cyclones this summer season which will bring lots of rain and consequently more flooding.   Quite a contradiction as not so long ago, the country was in drought and local governments had introduced water restrictions.  And drought has other repercussions, namely bushfires due to the extremely dry conditions. 

Christmas Eve 2001 is regarded as the official beginning  of an outbreak of major bushfires in New South Wales, which later became known as “Black Christmas”.  Fortunately no lives were lost on this occasion, though hundreds of houses and buildings and huge tracts of land were destroyed.

Although the main fire activity ended on 7 January 2002 following heavy overnight rain around Sydney, the NSW Fire Brigades continued its operations in the South Coast region until 11 January 2002.

That fire outbreak in particular puts a whole new spin on the “Twelve Days of Christmas”, but that’s another story.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

All About Rudolph and Santa's Other Reindeers

Maybe it's the undeniable alliterative appeal of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that makes him the most known or popular of all Santa's nine flying reindeers.  It certainly doesn't seem as easy to come up with a similar catchy description for the others - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner andBlitzen - as named in the song.

The story of Rudolph whose glowing red nose made him a standout, first appeared in 1939 when Montgomery Ward department stores distributed about 2.4 million booklets with the poem in the form of a story about "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." It was written by Robert L. May, who worked in the store's advertisement or marketing department, to be used to attract more people into the store. When the booklet was reissued in 1939, sales soared to more than 3.5 million copies. But it wasn't until a decade later, in 1949, that the story really gained immense popularity when Gene Autry sang a musical version of the fable.As a Christmas song, it is second only in popularity to 'White Christmas.' 

Rudolph, the ninth reindeer whose lighted nose guides Santa's sleigh through the night, is now known worldwide, as the song has been translated into more than 20 different languages and an animated television movie has also been based on the story. Rudolph and his noticeable nose have also become the subject of jokes and sparked more interest in reindeers which has led to much research into Santa and the flying reindeers who pull his sleigh through the sky.

Along with the catchy rhythm of the lyrics, Rudolph's story is also appealing because of the moral lessons it contains. As the story goes, Rudolph was ostracized by the other reindeers, who laughed and teased him about his shiny red nose. But on a foggy night, when Santa must have been concerned that he may not be able to deliver his Christmas gifts around the world, Santa spotted him and kindly asked if he would step to the front as the leader to 'guide my sleigh tonight.' His shiny red nose would, after all, be very useful in lighting the way, Santa thought. From then on 'all of the other reindeers loved him,' and rightly predicted that he 'would go down in history.'

Among the moral lessons the story can impart is that an attribute that is perceived as negative or as a liability can be used for a positive purpose, or become an asset. It also makes the point that an individual should not let the negative behavior of others define him or her and limit expectations of what can be achieved. And it also illustrates how quickly opinions and attitudes about a person can change.

The question still lingers, however ,of where Rudolph came from. He is commonly regarded as the son of Donner (or Donder), one of the original eight reindeers. But the Snopes.com site rejects this however, saying that he dwelled in a reindeer village elsewhere and it was there that he was seen by Santa who had already started on his Christmas Eve journey to deliver gifts. And in a more modern evolution of the story according to Wikipedia.com, an animation by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) introduced a son, named Robbie, of Rudolph. That son has now become the tenth reindeer.

It's also interesting to note that the idea of Santa's sleigh being pulled by reindeers was originated in the poem, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.' That poem tells the story of St. Nicholas, who is Santa, calling his eight tiny reindeers by their names, as previously mentioned, just before he came down the chimney of a house to start filling the stockings from a sack full of toys he carried on his back.